betterversionofme:

You ask for a well done steak and then ask why your food is taking so long. The rest of your table’s food was done 15 minutes ago but we can’t bring it to them because you like to take a perfectly good cut of meat and make it inedible to any human that doesn’t suck.

You ask for a thousand lemons…

jeniscagnetti:

laughter-brings-happiness:

*jumps* “Oh Fuck, OH FUCK!”

This is the laugh I needed to get my ass out of bed this morning.

sicknessinside:

masochisticbeauty

jeniscagnetti:

c-gilmo:

Guys, I honestly don’t know who Michael Buble is, but I know I’ve heard his name. I just came across this short video and I can’t explain this, but his reaction when the kid starts singing makes me happier than almost anything. Please, check it out.

Fucking this man, THIS!

jeniscagnetti:

Sick.

buck4itt:

Truer than funny but funnier than hell.

• i dont know why this is so funny… but it is

jeniscagnetti:

CLICK HERE!

kidlove:

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

LIKE A BOSS

fucking genius

Oh my..

Boss Ass Shit Lmaooo

if this is true, she deserved it.

Why the fuck would you dump ANYONE whilst they are serving their country. A bit fucking gutless!